Many years ago, not long after I started to love Little Men I got into Orks.
At this time I had a good ol' giggle about the fact that one of the units were called Nobz.
Inspired by this frivolity I christened my Ork warband the Shaggin' Dogz.
... and proceeded to give all the units amusing (to me) names.
Meet the Kum Bukkitz:
I went to a gaming evening and had a game with this guy, determined to stretch as much humour out of this concept as possible. To this end, as I moved each unit I "happened" to mention their "amusing" name at the same time.
Boy, was I giggling to myself.
Unfortunately my opponent didn't giggle. Once. He did the opposite of giggle.
Giving kinky sex names to wargaming miniatures obviously wasn't his idea of a good time.
So I stopped mentioning it and concentrated on getting my ass kicked in the game. Perhaps concentrating more on tactics and less on silly names might have been recommended.
In other news, how cool is this guy's power claw?!
When I opened the blister ten years ago I actually thought this was what it was meant to be but if you look closely you'll see that part of the finger holes are actually sprue and wire curve things.
Though I think my scissors are better.
I'm playing a game with my friend Peter with my Orks in the near future. It will be interesting to see whether he is amused by my Ork kinky sex names as I am...
Or whether he decides I am plain sick and refuses to ever play with me again.